The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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