Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm too high and old for this...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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