just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we're making bets on your personal life
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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