i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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