Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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