found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my being single is dangerous.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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