with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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