Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The power of my boobs compel you
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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