This girl is more easily done than said...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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