we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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