Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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