:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
