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OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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