Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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