apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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