More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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