she was so not down for the gang bang
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
why is half of my head shaved?
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