did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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