this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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