i don't like sucking hair
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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