I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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