Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Two words: nipple clamps
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