if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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