margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If that was your dad, he is hot
my being single is dangerous.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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