i think i have herpe
just one?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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