Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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