And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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