he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My pussy is not your playground.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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