If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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