called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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