Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so explain again why im purple
no
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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