Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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