Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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