what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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