If that was your dad, he is hot
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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