and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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