I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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