I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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