Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
