In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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