How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wear drunk well.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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