And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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