brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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