Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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