its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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