I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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