Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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