By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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