marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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