I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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