So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize