I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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