what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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