Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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